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So This Is Where The Heretics Reside?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Tiberius-Publicus, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

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    This ones for you Jones wherever you maybe may you find this and use it well when facing sonic fans.

    So I have a question if a space marine, Doom guy, and a spartan from halo all had to make a decent sandwich within five minutes.

    Who would make the best sand witch and why?
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  2. I'll forward that to him
  3. Marculario marculario Nickname Change

    You talk with Jonesy?
    Interesting.
  4. Yeah through the most clunky thing ever, gmail
  5. Tilapia, Salmon, and other edible fish.
    You can have them as part of a Hydroponics system.

    You feed the fish, their waste feeds the plants, you eat fruit of your plants and fish.


    I think something like this has been asked before......

    So, the guy from Doom would make either a sandwich out of his rations that will probably taste like cardboard, or a passable sandwich from ingredients he recovered on his mission that turns you into a demon after one bite.

    A Halo Spartan will make you a passable sandwich, even though it may have a cardboard after-taste.

    The 40K Astartes would either make you the most utilitarian sandwich ever, which would leave you craving Doom guy's cardboard sandwich, or the most delicious sandwich you ever tasted, just don't ask what's in it (is there such a thing as a Soylent Green sandwich?), which may be lethal to you (But at least you'd die happy)!
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  6. Space Marine food is 100% lethal to humans, it's basically toxic with all the shit in it
  7. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    What.... why is astarte food toxic?
  8. Marculario marculario Nickname Change

    Well...
    ... At least its not Hotmail.
    So how's he doing?
    And why is the only way to communicate with him gmail?
  9. Because he doesn't come on here or to hue very often
    It like overloads the human system or some shit, it's "too nutrient filled"
  10. So they perfected the twinkie in the 41st millennium?
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