In due time young padawan. Here is a quick one then. You need: Spare ribs and mead. Soak them in the mead. Barbecue them and continue drizzling mead on it when they cook. Voila. Emperor like bliss in your mouth
Trial and error And you are still young you will get the hang of it soon enough. ( And if not well .. starving is not a fun way to go )
Looking at your quote banner thingie "That calls for a Carlsberg". Are you perhaps a Dane? EDIT: Ahhhhh, looking at your profile tells me you are...
NEW ANGELS CODEX INBOUND...i'm....broke...it will be a long time before I am not broke. But...at least I have this to look forward to.