Lulz must be some sort of chaos dialect, my high gothic sensors do not detect it in any dictionary used in the imperium
Has the Emperor sent his lackeys to harass us in our own home? Tell me, 'Space Marine,' what do his boots taste like? The blood of the billions of innocents he 'protects'? Or perhaps those psykers who so generously 'donate' their lives to him..?
Abbadon is the most hurt and misunderstood out of all of us... Where do you think the hair and built body comes from? He is just trying to express himself and be different. It's a cry for attention, because deep down he wanted to be like Horus and even copied him in many ways, but everybody always praised Horus and not him... Even his current position is due to Horus kinda dying and the gods offered him the hand-me-down gifts and powers... Ultimately, Abbadon wants Cadia because he feels that if he can take it, everybody would see how awesome and ripped and mature he is and maybe then he would be accepted... As for that lava bit - I dare not take my own life, for Khorne frowns upon such stuff... But there are plenty of loyal puppets that would challenge me for it, starting with our enthusiast son of Dorn over here... Khorne smiles upon him...
Farseer it seems we sparked a fight between the Chaos Mon'Keigh and the Imperium Mon'Keigh, Lets watch.
