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So I Was Finkin'

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Orkman, Dec 17, 2013.

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Should our big Dakka have mishap chances?

  1. Yes, BUT REAL KILLY LIKE

    23 vote(s)
    31.9%
  2. NO, I'z A REAL GIT

    5 vote(s)
    6.9%
  3. YES BUT WITH FUN WARNINGS AND REAL KILLY LIKE

    51 vote(s)
    70.8%
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  1. Orkman D Orkman Curator

    That would be one of the guns. Probably the "oi wutz dis 'ere button do" might send them into the warp itslef, or get the ork sent to whereever he pointed the gun, funny happenins like that.



    I say the max buff would be like a 5% less chance of a gun mishap
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  2. Matobar Matobar Moderator / Keeper of the Light

    Can someone explain what the Shokk atak gun is to me? :)
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  3. Bossaroo bossaroo Well-Known Member

    It's a teleporta gun da shoots a snotling inta da uda git so it dies cause da snotling tears up da gitz Insides
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  4. Matobar Matobar Moderator / Keeper of the Light


    WOT?!
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  5. Diz ere iz comin frum da git dat have tried to make a WAAAGH of der own and zogged it 3is timez.har har har.
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  6. to translate what my fine orkish friend was saying, the gun creates a tunnel through the warp between the barrel and whatever the gun is pointed at. Once the tunnel is created a bunch of snotlings are sucked into it and teleports the snotlings into the target. This is all theory though.
    In practice the shokk attack gun is extremely unreliable, one of the mishaps is that the mekboy gets teleported instead of the snotlings but it is a great gun. Stats are S2d6 AP2 Large Blast
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  7. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    Youz can also get wun of dem demunz from da warp tunnel.
    It spawnz right in da tummy of da umie or pansy or woteva.
    Much better reacshun den a snotling.
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  8. Matobar Matobar Moderator / Keeper of the Light

    A gun that shoots Daemons?

    Hmmmmmmmmm....
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  9. Most of the time it shoots snotlings but it can shoot demons :D
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  10. Taec Taec Arkhona Vanguard

    *re appears through portal, looks down at the ''bomb''* Is this...meant to explode? *kicks it away* your stupidity ... astounds me​
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