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So I Was Finkin'

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Orkman, Dec 17, 2013.

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Should our big Dakka have mishap chances?

  1. Yes, BUT REAL KILLY LIKE

    23 vote(s)
    31.9%
  2. NO, I'z A REAL GIT

    5 vote(s)
    6.9%
  3. YES BUT WITH FUN WARNINGS AND REAL KILLY LIKE

    51 vote(s)
    70.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    Dat other spikey god I woz sayin.
    Dat Pansie wun I woz told bout from sum dark pansy.
    Slunesh. I mean didnt 'elp him when I krumped him.
    But youz pansie like 2 of dem chaos godz? Zoggin hell.
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  2. Taec Taec Arkhona Vanguard

    I do not follow Khorne, a god of chaos? You ignorant beast. I should cut you down where you stand. But matters call, I must return to the webway..
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  3. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    See boyz?
    Dat iz how yoo beat a pansy.
    Yoo make him upset and run away.

    And den befor he or she comes back, youz can trap da webway fing you see em use.
    Stratelogicology. Only smart boyz know wot to do.
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  4. Orkman D Orkman Curator

    Yo blood axes ain't 'alf bad. But ya betta make dat webway real splodey...or wut if we can rig it ta send gitz to 'is spikey god? Dat be a right big larf
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  5. So there should be a mishap chance for Orks?
    Yes.
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  6. Orkman D Orkman Curator



    Preferably with a hilarious audio and visiual cue to throw in there.
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  7. Like:
    "Boss, it's goin' ta blow!"
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  8. Matobar Matobar Moderator / Keeper of the Light

    Maybe something where the gun starts to ooze smoke or steam, or even fire? Maybe you hear a loud whine or hiss or clanking noise, or one of the Orkz' hands gets burned from the head and he flaps it in the air, cursing?
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  9. Speaking of mishaps I hope they put the shokk atakk gun in, that gun would be hilarious to use
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  10. Blazebro Pyrophant Well-Known Member

    It'd be cool if orks had access to a Waaagh! buff, and one of the effects would be a reduced chance of gun mishap.
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