So we gots lotsa dakka, roight!? And we need ded 'ard killy fings too, roight? Well we gotsa a lot more know wots dan da non greeen gitz, but we also likes 'avin fun too. So I prah poze dat our big dakka stuffs has a chance to go 'aywire. But we has lots of fun stuffs added on, like us shoutin over da din of battle "Uh....boss!!!!!" "Oi, wuts dis 'ere button do?" " 'Ere we go, 'Ere we go, 'Ere we...." Fun fing's like dat.
Yea dis git got da 'ight idear wif da mish'aps and da funny warnin's and and it 'pulls be almost better Dan fighin' if different guns had da different warnin's and mish'aps 'Ike fa a deffgun it ould' be " dakka dakka dakka!!! Eh what 'appended to me dakkARGH "
How awful...you creatures make guns which blow up? Can you not even master the art of making a weapon properly?
An ork was thinking? i remember this one. As for the question, what about being able to throw the weapon at an enemy having it blow up on them? An Ork, Space Marine and Eldar are walking down the road. They come across a chaos portal with a sign by its side that reads "Say what is true or be sucked into the warp". The Space Marine says "I think I’m the bravest here" and walks past safely. The Eldar says "I think I’m the most agile here" and walks past safely. The Ork says "Me thinks..." and gets sucked into the warp.
Shouldn't ya panzies be busy muckin' about over da big scary purple spikey git, or wuteva dat git be? Iffin I recallz correctly, our godz ain't finkin about making us into a midWAAAAAAGHHHHH snack.
Why would an ork wiff lotsa dakka go and throw 'is weapon? Unless.... 'E wants an EEven more proppa fight!!!! Summa ya spikey gits ain't 'alf bad!
