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Skarblitz: What's His Story?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Poked, May 7, 2016.

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Who would win in a fight?

  1. Warboss Thrakka

  2. Warboss Krokilla

  3. Warboss Skarblitz

  4. Warboss Gorgutz

  5. They would each simultaneously manage to kill each other at the same time.

  6. Why not stop fighting and have a cup of tea?

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  1. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    If you call no one coming to help you and letting you get eaten alive by nids not a consequence then sure.
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  2. Or allowing him to blissfully enter a minefield.
  3. Would he actually listen to what it's saying though?
  4. Probably think of it like a pet grot, a sassy one at that. Can you imagine a warboss walking around with the head of a still-living Necron overlord impaled upon it throwing insults and sarcastic replies? I'd buy that book instantly.
  5. Ohyoupokedme Poked First Blood!

    This must happen.
  6. Eart-eata Recruit

    not too informed on the lore (besides wiki's) but how would he even know about Fenris? I doubt any ork has been there and lived to tell the tale, plus I would assume that being of a somewhat simple mind he isn't thinking about finding their home base he just hears about some wolf boys fighting somewhere and wants to go have some fun and stomp them
  7. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Step 1 eldar find out about skarblitz's obsession with SW
    Step 2 they slip him the info
    Step 3 skarblitz heads to Fenris

    See too easy to explain how.
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  8. Grimgrub Dregdakka SneakyGit Arkhona Vanguard

    Unless the Eldar foresee that Skarblitz' destruction of Fenris leads to a WAAAGH! that will harm a Craftworld. The Eldar might even be keeping Fenris safe from Skarblitz.
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  9. Shiani Brujah Preacher

    @RageScreama @SneakyGit
    Good ideas though. Both are totally plausible and fit with the lore. Alas, I suspect 'because he doesn't' will be all the answer we'll ever get.

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