WHY ARE WE SHOUTING? LOWER YOUR FUCKING VOICES OR I'LL USE YOUR SPINES AS A NECKTIE, AND RUN FOR WARBOSS MYSELF.
OI! ANGRY-MARINE IS ANGRY! DAT MEANS A SHOUTING MATCH! I'Z GOING FIRST. *AHEM-HEM* WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Clears throat. "YER YELLER LIKE THA STAINS YA LEAVE ON DA GROUND WEN YA SEE IT'S DA ORKS COMMIN FER YA!"
So THIS is how it has to be. I'LL SHOW YOU YELLOW, YOU PUKE-SKINNED BOILS ON THE FABRIC OF REALITY. YOU WANT TO WALTZ IN HERE WITH YOUR LOUD-ASS ANNOYING SHOUTING LIKE YOU FUCKING OWN THE PLACE, AND WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN HERE AND 'POLITELY' ASKS YOU SHITSTAINS TO QUIET DOWN A DAMN DECIBEL OR TWO, YOU HAVE TO COME BACK AT ME LIKE I'M DECLARING THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD. WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SHITNUGGETS. WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, MY ARMOR WON'T BE YELLOW ANYMORE. IT'LL BE STAINED RED WITH YOUR BLOOD, AND THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS THE RED BLUR ABOUT TO CAVE YOUR SKULL IN WITH HIS IRON FUCKIN' FEET.
"OOOH, WELL EXCUSE US FER FINKIN WE OWN'D DA PLACE, WEN YA CAN WIN YER FIGHTS AN' STOP RUNNIN' AWAY MAYBE WE'LL GIVEZ YA A PLACE TO CALL YER OWN JUS' SO WE CAN TAKE IT FROM YA AGEN! ALSO, I FINK YA'D 'AV KILLED ENUFF OV THA YOOFS TA KNOW DAT ORK BLOOD IS GREEN! WOTZ DA MATTA, YA NEVER MADE AN ORK BLEED BEFORE? WUZ DA LITTLE GROTS TOO TUFF FER YA? MAYBE WE SHUD SEND DA SNOTLINGS INSTEAD! AN IF YOU'Z FIND DEM TOO 'ARD WE'LL GIVE YER A FIGHTIN' CHANCE AN SEND IN DA SQUIGGLY BEASTIES! AN WEN I'Z LOOTIN' I'LL USE YER TONGUE AS A TIE TA MAKE ME ALL SNAZZY WILE I'Z COOKIN'UP SUM LUNCH, WITCH! IZ WOT YER POSH BOYZ ARE WEN WE'Z WIN! DA ONLY GOOD FING ABOUT YA IZ DAT YER NOT WUN OV DEM SUPA DIGGANOBZ, TRYIN' TA BE ALL TUFF AN' GREEN!"
GODDAMN ANGRY MARINES! DAYS OF INFILTRATION AND CAREFUL PLANNING RUINED! BUT WAIT... PERHAPS... PERHAPS I CAN USE YOU AS A GIANT YELLOW DISTRACTION... IS THERE ANYONE GUARDING THE ORK WARLORD'S TENT? OH YEA WAIT... THERE ARE NO RAVEN GUARD ON ARKHONA BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ASS HATS VOTED FOR BANANA MARINES. FACT ANGRY MARINES ARE SONS OF DORN... FACT.
