I didn't vote fer him! Dis a trag'dy! Dere ar' curantly sixty millon billon Orks in da universe (not countin' da gitz lost in da Warp, haha.). At any giv'n time dere be less den one trillion Orks fightin' a WAAAAGH! DATS MEANS NINE-T NINE PERCHENT OF DA ORKS AIN'T FIGHTING! DAT TOP ONE PERCENT TAKEN ALL THE WAAAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES AND DAT AIN'T ROIGHT!
Wot do you fink dis is, Demokrasee? YA FIGHT WEN FRAKKA TELLS YA TA FIGHT! DA WAAAGH! RUNS ON A WUN ORK WUN VOTE SYSTEM. @Thrakka 'S DA ORK AND I'Z VOTE IT TA ZOG THE 'UUMIES, NIDS AN' ELDAR!
If you think yer ard enough, challenge him to a foigt. The biggest one's da boss. Dat's da rules. What're you, daft?
Hmmm... yes yes right of course, not enough orks right... Hey! I have an idea, what if we "orks" went and killed some of the other orks hogging all the waaaaggh! Then there would be less orks, but MORE of the orks that are left would be fighting!
BUT DEZ TAKEN DA GITZ DAT I WANTZ TA KRUMP! YOU GOTTA UNDASTAND, IT'S EKONEMIKS! IF YOU KRUMP FIVE GITZ, DATZ FIVE GITZ DAT I DON'T GETZ TA KRUMP! HOW DOZE WE MAKE IT SUSTEENIBLE?! EVENTUALLY WE'Z GONNA RUN OUTTA GITZ TA KRUMP! I MESELF PREFER WARBOSS @Thrakka SNAZZFINGA'S POLITIKAL PLATFORMS. HE'S A POLITIKAL VISIONARY, DAT THRAKKA. A SQUIG FER EVVRY BELLY AN A CHOPPA FER EVVRY 'EAD, WAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
Hmm yes I see, well I will gladly let you kill my "gitz" today, and then you can kill youurrr "gitz" tomorrow and after that things will be fine yes? I don't think we have to worry too much about something like this... sustainability, thinking about complicated things like that gets in the way of killing "gitz"... We do it for the waaaaghh, right?
Hmm Oiy fellow ork I say orks are the biggest and the strongest! Skarblitz is not my boss either! Let's kill Skarblitz for the waaagh! Praise your... I mean " our" silly ork gods Fork and Pork!
That'd mean he's somewhere we can foight im! Dunno bout you but I ain't even seen da git anywhere near a foight! Seriously though that campaign speech was cringe worthy. Really ruins the feel of the faction when the stuff writen for the boss makes him sound like just some manager at a grocery store or something. "Alright good job lads! We did well conquering the oil refinery! But...I do think you could have been a little more enthusiastic about taming that control room. Lets really get our heads in the game next time and really work as a team! Ok on three..one two three waaaaggghhh!!!"
