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Shameless Eldar wannabe

Discussion in 'Eldar' started by XenoFire, Oct 4, 2015.

  1. yesh da fing iz lad...I'z didnt jump out da window!

    dat was a klever ilusiuion!

    I'z wearin purple spandex see? derefer, I iz invisible
  2. An illuzion!?! You iz hangin 'round dem panzees too long! Deyz makin ya fink loik wun of den

    An no I kantz see yur purpil spandex, dozn'tz meenz I kantz seez da ress of ya! Especial'lee wiff dat hat!
  3. gah! da hat! me only give away!

    Lad..I'z not finkin loik an Eldar, I'z jest da Ambassador see?

    Plus I'z been tryin ta kidnap a few fer da slave pitz but don't tell dem dat..har har..
  4. Jorimel Jorimel Well-Known Member

    That's Dark Eldar you're thinking of. Daaaark. *hug*
  5. oh ho ho ho

    Dark Eldar? I'z knew dis wun dark eldar wunce...gork I'z kant even remember 'er name...


    She knew 'ow ta party dou
  6. Promotin yurzelf dere RokDak?

    'Ow ya finkz da boss iz gunna be if he 'earz you'z brokerin dealz wiff panzees behoind hiz bak?
  7. keep yer mouf shut....
  8. DJPenguin DJPenguin Cardinal

    Who is your boss anyway? Is he like the Illusive Man or something? He's quiet whoever he is.
  9. You know wut...I mite jus do dat lad, I jus mite

    On wun kondition

    I wantz a hat loik yurz fer da kollektian

    Da Boss? He'z on'lee da biggest an baddest zoggin Ork in da clan! An da biggest boss on Orkhona!

    If ya evin glanc'd at 'em he'd krump ya point'ee ear'd self befor ya evin gotz da chance ta move

    Ya luck'ee you'z ain'tz Dealin wiff em, he ain'tz...friend'lee or az fergivin loik I'z am
  10. Heze warboss Thraka! Youze ouda show da proppa respect too!









    (EXPUNGED)

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