stolen shamelessly from TG:

dem aspekt boyz got choppy in one hand n' dakka in the other, but decided that wasn't enough dakka so they put dakka on their face n' deyz use this dakka when they gets choppy.
DA skorpion boss can take a power klaw or an 'uge choppa (that's choppier than what orkses got, can get more than +2 strength), or a pair of super extra choppy choppas.

and since DA scorpion boss is da boss, he's got his dead choppy power klaw, but thought "iz gotta be shootier too", and stuck a bit of dakka on.

and their dakka? It shoots choppy disks!
Dakka while choppy, choppy shooty dakka, comprehending dis would make an ork's mind implode. Eldar shootas don't got range like a propa ork shoota though, so that's an arguable deficiency compared to orks.

brutally kunnin, they're real slippery and sneaky like
kunningly brutal, they do this all in dead 'ard 'eavy armor.

sneakin in 'eavy armor. everybody else is like "we'z gotta strip down to be slippery like". Beakies do this, umies do this, even orkses do this, but Eldar's all like " You'z all stupid, dats why youz monkeys. Iz putting on 'eavier armor, iz gonna stomp through the jungle all sneaky like and chainsaw you stealthy like cuz Eldar's da best like dat. And if youz looks at me funny, dakka comes outta my face"

and the Skorpion Big Boss travels around the galaxy lookin' to scrap, with his extra shooty dakka face that's twice as shooty which makes him 33% choppier, and he's got extra 'eavy armor but it's extra flashy so he can run in it and be even more kunnin' and sneaky.

Well, they are green so...

Don't forget we also got face dakka
that's double the dakka, that's more dakka than an ork could hope for, and with a klaw they get even more dakka on their wrist, that means another hand for a choppa, that a lot of dakka and choppas for a boy

They ain't even purple either meaning they can be the best colour and still be sneaky like

I'd rather ask whether orks are scorpionish or not?

There's a reason the race is called EldWAAAAGH.

i am skorpion boss :^)

This is the most amazing thing i've read the entire week. Last week was double-paycheck week and i read that, but after that, THIS takes the prize

Only da kunnin'est of orkses can be as kunnin' as da Skorpions.

Skorpion Nob 'as a choppy dat 'as choppy dakka comin' out of it and den more choppy in 'is ovver hand, plus face dakka.
dat's as orkiest as a non-Ork 'as ever been.

Green, choppy, and ded' kunnin. Good enough.

Can we have a link to the original?