Dont push it, I might hit you with a flip-flop.

Mate, it's called a thong, not a bloody flip-flop
I don't care if you think I'm talking about underwear, it's a bloody thong

Who the hell calls them Thongs, I've literally never heard anyone ever refer to them as that ever and I live in Florida.

Everyone in Australia calls them thongs

Thats what their called half a planet away, over in murica we call them flip flops. If I said ill beat you with my thong it would be easy to miss understand my message for alot of people. Also Id go to jail under sex offender accusations.

I know I know, Australia has funny words for things... but flip-flop sounds weird

Well then Ill call it a flip-thong just to make you happy, hows that sound?

Oh no no no, you don't have to do that, I'm just being silly :3

Too late

All i see is a "Flip-thong" is this thread going in the right direction? I fear we may have to call an exterminatus...