Welcome to the forums! Don't let these fools scare you, there aren't as many tea parties as they would suggest...

pft typhus you must've missed the invitations

Or I wasn't invited...

oh I invited you :x the mailing service has been bad lately though

I hereby declare a purge on this welcome thread! it's become a moral threat

Well, the honour should belong to the OP. After all he was the first one mentioning some purging. I think he should give a good example and start with himself, but that's just my heretical opinion

OIY! Why were da orks nawt invited ta dis 'ere tea party? Well we're 'ere now! Welcome 'umie git!

I think the word bearers stole your invite ;p go after them!