This thread sounds ripe for a realspace raid. We will take these guardsmen as slaves, that nice looking helmet, and the sun from your sky. Have a good day. I mean eternal night.
This raid is Concluded This Thread Has Now been claimed by Chaos But I'll have to concur with a prior post, we are living in the rise of the Idiocrasy.
The idiocracy is rising. Soon all will be consumed with over-swag, cheesy boy bands, AND PILLOW PETS! THEY WIll DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
"... We'll steal your sun..." That would honestly be the best heist ever. Image that ransom... " you either give us your butthole, kidney, and your firstborn child or we'll steal your MOTHERFREAKIN SUN FROM YOUR SKY INSIGNIFICANT WORMS." And thus a new DE campaign was borne from this insanity.
Uhm... I know this isn't very evil or Tzeentch "like" but i sorta require one of these for personal entertainment....
Tzeentch demands the souls of the swaggers and the boy bandsmen as sacrifice, their minds shall be twisted to our purposes... oh nevermind the voices inform me they posses neither of these. Plan B then. Skulls for the Skull Throne