One day, some of dem Kommando gitz stole some purple paint from Warboss Blakflagg. Next day, dey disappeared. Dat's not a coincidens.
Yeah i'z seen a purple ork...cause that phrase is repeated so often! I must have seen it said at least 5 times now on this forum
The Ultramarine stood guard at the ammo depot, ever vigilant of those who would steal the ordinance of the emperor's finest. But alas, after 3 weeks of staying wide awake, he might need a few hours of rest, he thought. Luckily for him, there seemed to be another Marine on the way to take his place! Thank the Emprah... "You there, marine, are you here to stand guard?" The new marine looked around for a bit, then let out a low grumbling laugh; "Hue hue hue, umm, yeah boss. I'll watch ovah dis ammo for ya all right-propa like." Something seemed strange, the guard thought. His dialect of low-gothic was atrocious, but who was he to judge? He might of been from a scummy hive world. But another thing, his weapon was odd. It looked to be made out of scrap metal and binding strips (duct tape). "Say, marine, shouldn't you have a bolter?" The marine looked nervous, and then the guard saw a quick flash of... Purple paint? And then the new marine suddenly had a bolter. "Oh, sorry, must be imagining things! Well, I'll be back to check in the depot tomorrow. Praise the Emperor!" ... The next day ... "Where's all the ammo?!" "But I... The new guy... H- his bolter..,"
All orks should see other kommandos using stealth like that, but other races shouldn't see anything at all.
IF only we can see the ridiculous camo they are using. "small shrubs just snikkin' round all kunnin' loik
