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Panzer's Garden

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by E-50_Panzer, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. He is truly perfection
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  2. "Notice to all Imperial Paradise and Garden Worlds:

    It has come to the attention of the Administratum that citizens have begun playing an augmented reality game that is causing them to step out into traffic, fall under mass transit vehicles, become lost in cave systems, fall into lakes and waterways, lose control of their vehicles, and generally become a nuisance.
    Please take appropriate measures to prevent this.
    the Administratum provides a range of responses from appropriate signage warning players to take care, to auspex systems and boltguns so you can spot then deal with Pokemon Go! players permanently."

    *A big splash is heard.*
    Did some Pokemon Go! player just fall in one of the lakes?
    I hope they didn't squash a Swan!
  3. dx144 dx144 Well-Known Member

    Any real EC Fan will tell you Eidolon is a dick who's best purpose was adding to the victory wine.

    Also Metal Bawkses!
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  4. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    I have reports from one of my commissars that fifty seven swans were already 'caught' by these miscreants. From here on, Pokemon Go! And this Pokemon religion are outlawed!

    So I gave the tech adepts something to - Purge-a-heretic Go! You walk around with your data slate and those marked for disobedience (Which includes players of Pokemon Go!) show up on it, then it's as easy as getting your friends together and burning a heretic at the stake. Great fun for the kids, they can pretend they are as good as the kids on Cadia are with this sort of thing.
  5. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    It's high time I gave my Collected Visions a browse again.
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  6. So you're going the Auspex and Bolt Pistol route.
    Bravo!
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  7. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    Look at these fine fellows having a jolly good time!
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  8. Supreme general Foch declared the greatest act of WW1 was the canadian counter attack at kitchners wood
  9. E-50_Panzer E-50_Panzer Well-Known Member

    Means a lot if Foch said that, Canucks were great in ww1.
  10. Unless we're building a memorial garden on this world, I don't understand how that is relevant.

    But if we are building a memorial garden, not only will I back it I'd also like to help!

    Still not getting the relevance.

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