Dis thred iz dedikated ta all yew salty orkz. Beleev et or nawt, but da Eldar 'nspired me tadey. Da 'nsperashun iz dat ef we make enof salt thredz 'bout da orkz, meybeh dey will kom befor da pansies! Dis'll totelly werk!!! Oi'll start. Ferst, oi find et unakseptabl' dat dey 'aven't shown us anyfing. Well, dey shown us sum animashunz, but dat ain't enof! Oi wanna see et unload sum dakka ROIT NAOW! Oi dun kare if oi get a new choppa: Orkz ar' a ferst proiority, ev'ry week, twentee four sev'n, no akseptshunz! Oi dun kare if dey arn' reedy! No ekuse! Make et reedy! Or dun show us any loivstreemz. Das roit. Oi went dere. Oi dun kare if we 'ave sum Spes Merinz or Spiky Gits eksited ta get sumfing new! Oim makin' et known ta OLL DA WORLD dat oim disappoint'd wif da Orkz nawt bein' shown! ... In reality, who is sick of these pansies being all salty that their single class wasn't shown this week when all the Orks have gotten was a ten minute live recording session of animations and a voice-line. I'd gladly switch places with the Eldar any time during this development process.
Dis Kroozah will get ta Orkhonah Enginez Zogged, an I'z finkz I herd sum Gribblie clicky clackin But Gork dammit, we'z gettin dere
Im just sad that orks won't have the ability to make crazy weapons and some of the more unique weapons wont be added. Not 100% sure on that but it sounds like we wont be getting the same itemization resources that other factions will get. I'll just be happy to have a propah shootah though. Won't hear me complaining about minor cosmetic details on equipment like certain other factions do.
I bring gifts from the Eldar. If ya Gitz need more let me know! Considering power armour is already complaining about our size and non existing mechanics I will bet you 500 Penguin points that the Marines will complain first . Btw since jokes are so hard to read in a Forum Thread somtimes. This is not serials, Other then the 500 points bet. I just found a huge lack of Salt and I had to help out. If after all this you still got beef with me. i'll give ya gitz a proper WAAAAGH! if needed. if you are ever on my side . I think Even the Leadbelchers gave the the "green" light that day to be a panzy shiny Eldarly Ork git.
Tfw Eldar and Orks have turned into the victim olympics. YOU BOYZ STOP BEIN' SUCH PANSIES ABOUT PANSIES BEIN' PANSIES AND GET BACK TO BLUDDY FIGHTIN'. If you'z were my boyz I'd 'av stomped da lot of ya'z.
