Iz seen a bunch a da boyz be complanin about da plasma kannons an da right clicky spammas and i found me a solution! az you can klearly see, iv we get ta taken dim bitz an riches from dem dey aint got nuffin.
BAH, just zoggin' get yer own kannon! Works wonders as attacker on fortresses or to remove dem sneaky gits out of cover and iz just perfect to cook 'em in the morning and clear them out of them room that da boss wants us to capture and hold for him. I luv me kannon, sometimes I blast em other boyz wiff it but da boss don't mind when we try to loot them shiny fortresses, because we always have sum more boyz. Howevah, don't use them ta hold a point or ta defend, you'z gonna blast yer mob fastah than a squigoth would eat panzies, and we don't wants dat. We want da boyz ta make da place feel like home an' orky.
Actually dont over use the kannon. Especially on attack in a fortress map. Way better to just clog their guns with corpses with the waaaggghhh active at cap point B. I took like 7 PC users with me at the end of one match just mindlessly bum rushing them. Plus it will probably draw multiple defenders down on you clearing the way for even more boyz to come flooding in. That cant happen though if we have a bunch of panzies in the back tryin ta get pot shot kills and generally contributong nothing to the offense. On defense.....I think we are just kinda boned with the way the game is atm. Especially since waaaggghhh = no tickets or painboyz mode.
So for defence, you really need to coordinate. granted its hard with pugs bug I have had some damned good matches when people listen and use teamwork.
