Alright listen up yah grots dis here fing is a step by step proc.... proce...... zog it. Read dis or I'll krump yah!!!
Quastion! If I iz muckin about, what do I den? Da prosee...er, pro- da fingy doesn't have arrow or nuffin after it says I iz muckin about an I really wants to WAAAGH! One more fing! How did it knows I was an Ork? I be disguised as a Not Ork an it's a really GOOD disguise, I be so disguised tha' if I didn't check, even I wouldn't fink I was an Ork!
Alright first let me tell yeh what tah do. If yu is mucking about find somefin' tah do. Start a scrap, start tah loot, do somefin' muckin about iz doin' fings that ain't very Orky. And dats a good disquise dat iz.
now dats da best plan!!!!!!,boyz call thrakka wez got a new plan!!!!! dis will tell dem hiding humies