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'ow do youze kill yer children!?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Rokdakgut-rippa, Mar 11, 2016.

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How den?

  1. SHOOT!

  2. SMASH!

  3. CHOP!

  4. SHTOMP!

  5. Dakka and/or moar Dakka

  6. brun

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  1. Letz 'ere it ladz! 'ow do youze loik yer ded Childrin.
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  2. Isic Magnus The_Hive_Tyrant1 Arkhona Vanguard

    rokdakgut you look different
  3. dx144 dx144 Well-Known Member

    He's matured a bit and become more refined. He enjoys the fancier things in life such as wearing a monocle and sipping vintage brandy. He is now an even classier Ork than he once was and we should all fear him because of this.
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  4. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Theres that bruning again! The most savage and cunning way to kill developed by an ork! Its so savage you don't even know what it is...
  5. Ekksactly
  6. Eh, children? Ya know, I'z dun 'ave da luxury of checking da big piles o' rubles left after me dakka's leveled da 'hole place an see wut I actually killed...
  7. Henribar Henribar First Blood!

    Just a mistake to "burn" and you creat a new way to kill someone. I don't even now what is it, but it looks so brutal that you do that to 'umies bosses and speeh marhens, not on a poor child. I think Orks use children as pocket sandvich.

    Ork eating a child: "Nom, nom, that 'umie tastes gud"
  8. Ah, Bruning. An Ork Classic, dat is! A Shoota boy like me dun’t usually have the teef for da speshul squig ya needs, though. Da ball gag’s a bit easier, as you can improvise by shovin’ another humie’s head in yer mouth, but I tends to look down on that sorta ting, ya know? A proper bruning dun’t just happen, ya gots to put in the preparation, take some pride in it, otherwise what’s da point?

    And Wossa “Children”? Dem little grotz what run round screamn once we get in da humie cities? I was finkin dey was like a humie gretchin or summat. Humies, dey’ve got some real weird bi-olo-gies. I dunno how dey work wifout proper orky bits, seems like dey’d squish from jus’ bout anyting.
  9. Kasper Synaptic Cipher

    Just make sure they're not explosive.
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  10. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    Simple.

    You lure them all unto your definitely Ultramarines thunderhawk, take them all back to your space hulk, give each of them a copy of the Book of Lorgar, have them read it, and then put them back on the planet you found them on.

    The Inquisition will take care of the rest.
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