Listen up boyz I've worked with orkz before from freebooterz to some pretty mean warbosses and you are da stompiest bunch of boyz dar iz but I'm offering the aid of myself and my Iron Hounds together we can crush the eldar than the Space Marines once its all said and done than we can have a bit of fun smashin each ova up right and propa
Them sparkly gits ain't as fun ta krump! Dey'ze always sneakin around, dat lot just shoot ya an run away. Even yoo spikey boyz could make'im run fer da hills. Now da space marine gitz, dat's where da fun starts! Besides Eldar dakka don't fit proper orky 'ands!
Well den first to krump a thousand space marines gets da loot dan we can stomp dem sparkley gitz soz dey can't ruin da fun
Well dat sounds like a zoggin good time! But den again you lot ARE goin' against da stompiest orks dis side of da subsecta, an' dat ardly seems fair! 'Ow bout dis, we lets you an' your boyz go first! Den us dead stompy boyz come in aft a your 'eadstart !
Ok ok I wuz chewin yer leg, tasty by da way, yoo spikey gits start at dat end Da Boyz'll start on da uvver side an' we'll smash, chop, dakka an' krump towards each uvva. Dat ways we 'ave our scrum afta everybody else iz clobbered da death!
