...Wut makes ya luv' Gork ova Mork? Is it da kunnin' brutality, or da brutal kunnin'?

Eventually, they will use those weapons against their allies though . .

Why iz we talkin wiff dem spiky boyz instead o' killin dem? Dey smell reel wyrd. Evah since dey been 'round me shoota haz been talkin ta me about sum kinda 'ult-ee-mut powah'. Shootaz shud dakka not talk like dem humiez!

Its got to be the um...brutal but kunnin'! yeah I'll go with that! brutal but kunnin' ...final answer!

There is no way Sm's Would ever outnumber anything, and orks stopping fighting amongst them selves... Not gonna happen

Shut yer mouth ye git, we'z trying to be brutally cunning 'ere!

Those spikey bo'ys are 'eally weird... and I'S DON'T LIKE WEIRD!!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I think an alliance could be mutually beneficial.

Stamp all over the dumbfounded loyalist marines and the pathetic Eldar to ensure a sufficient degree of...let me see now, wrote it down here somewhere....ah yes, 'shinies' and 'looty bits' for both Chaos and Orkz.

Then a short walk to the centre of the battlefield where the largest piles of corpses are and...sure I translated this, where did I put...ah, there we go: 'knock da snot outtuv each 'uvva and see who'z da bashiest.'

I could be quite happy knowing that each battle was going to end in a Chaos or Ork victory, and also have the guarantee of a 'bluddy gud scrap' along the way.

I mean, naturally, there would never be any Ork victories, but the greenskins need some kind of hope to cling to, right brothers?

Oh, Nurgle rot it. Did I said that out loud...

Blah blah blah... dat iz simply stupid propaganda of da spazze marhene lovers. Itz kind of BS fer me. Dey sayz "hoho orks are weak... weez stronk cuz we 'ave power armour" i tell ya sumffing, ya gitz. Ork boyz iz da rank similliary to da imperial guardzman... sure, dey 'ave weak armour... but dey still can bash ya as well. Give dem 'eavy armour and dey become 'ard boyz who bashin' ya spazze marhene gitz like a grotz without outnumberin' ya. Nobz are rank similliary to da spazze marhenes an' dey krump dis silly kans like dey want! Soo... dont lissten to dat humie rubbish talkin' boyz! Dere iz no need to ally wiv some crazy spiky kans, war iz not to winnin' but it iz to enjoy it ! Dat's why we dont controll to da ooniverz, cuz dere wuz only orks fer fightin'... an' dat wuz borin'... hurr i mean, killin' ork iz fine pratcise, but killin' ork every time? Borin'... maybe some boss bash me 'ead fer dat... Yeah, humie, eldars and other gitz, we need ya, and we glad ya are 'ere to fight wiv us !