Well 'o course green's da best, but den we'ze can't see da looks on dere faces when we turn around an' kill 'em with dere own dakka an' choppa. Gotta be brutally cunnin' 'fore ya can be cunninly brutal, boyim.

Ya fink dey'z isn't gunna do da same ta us? Dey never espek us ta just outright bash em'from da get go.

Bu' if we do it reeeeealy sneaky-like, we can krump da Chaos Boyz before da Chaos Boyz can try to krump us - and before dey start leggin' it cos dey can't actshully krump Orkz!

Dun't foget dat wez need to take dar 'ead for our poles. Da more 'eads on me poles da more spikey boyz Fear meh!
P.Z Dun't foget to take any hatz wez find

wud would us want wit dem spiky boyz? We r da Orks wez need noone buh our choppas to stomp them silly gits

I smell dead chaos boyz.

Waaagh

That can't be true because your nose hasn't turned into an amorphous tentacle yet.

Not so easy ta pull dat on an ork.

why would orkz ally with anything? they dont even ally with other orkz until the biggest baddest one beats them up and makes them!