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Orkz Allying With Chaos? Possibly?

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Aadil, Oct 23, 2013.


  1. Ah, but heres the thing: Your kind is better than the aforementioned 'spiky boyz', albeit marginally. And as I take it, the only thing an Ork can do to an inferior is to rule over the inferior, as an Ork does to a 'Grot', as you call them.

    Can you truly stomach working together even tangentially with the 'spiky boyz'? Theyre inferior and deserve to be stomped upon.
  2. You'z right, dey's runtier den us, and dey ain't as mean, but dey'z some o' da closest things ta Orky out dere dat ain't already mean n' green. So dey gets some considerashun 'fore we start krumpin'. You'z on da uvver 'and....Ya got plenty o' dem Scorp-yuns? I'z in need of a good fight.

  3. Ah, but remember that the Space Marines are the toughest fight of all! As the toughest of races, you deserve the toughest of fights! Gork and Mork would approve of no less from their boyz!

    Surely our svelte physiques make us unworthy of your... What do you call it? 'Krumpin'', in comparison to the Space Marines of the Imperium.
  4. An uze lot ez worse dan da spikey boyz cause uze neva like a gud fight, always fixin ta get sumun else ta do ya fightin for ya. Uze thinks all de oddas iz yer grots, and uze tinks da orks is gonna fight fer yer lot?

    Orks aint got no need of puny soft gitz dats scared of a gud fight. Prissy lil eldar grotz needz a stompin!
  5. i agree i like building walls out of ork flesh so yes i want to team up
  6. Da panzies ain't no gud fer a propa fight, an' da 'umies make fer gud fightin'. But da Kaos Krazies also got dem wyrd bits wot look real good on da dakka. But dey dun wanna get into a propa scrap till da uvva gitz iz ded so we'ze gonna stomp all da uvvaz boyz if we want ta 'ave a propa skrap.
  7. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    I don' like da choppas from da crazy boyz. Dey always talk back, dey do!
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  8. That's just the quality of the Choppa. Da best Choppas or Dakka tells you dey want ta chop stomp smash or bash. It's just science.
  9. If da pansies've been annoyin' 'em dis zoggin' much too, I don't see da problem. Ya know, as long as we get summa dere dakka as compi-- compu-- compo-- as payment fer da Orks helpin' 'em, 'o course.
  10. Watz all dis talk bout'teamin up wit any o'dese gitz?! Wez da Orkz! We dun need any o dez runtz ta elp us cauz wez da Orks n no one kin krump like uz!
    I say we rip dere arms off n'beatem wiff em den take whateva gubs dey was offerin to give us n'dene chase da rest o dem runnin away from our WAAAGHHHHHHH!
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