Blah blah blah, all da Kaos boyz do iz talk n whine n act like gitz. "OOo im da best cause Im blue n lucky n read n stuff" NoOO Im da best becuase I talk alot." Lot o muckin about if ya asks me. Jus get n a fight so I can krump you with me dakka when yuou aint looking already. Naff oomies, I tell ya wat ladz, dont matta if das spicky or not, oomies iz just wierduns. nuff said i tinks
I'd Prefer Allying with Freebooters than any other kind of Ork mostly Because they are Rejected by the rest of Ork Society, They have Orks that have Made their Allegiance to the Dark Gods and not only can you give them weapons, Teef, or a Battlefield of their choosing, you can even give them Fancy Hats to wear! Warning: Tricking or other wise using some way to bamboozle these Orks will result in one or all of the following: 1.) Their Kaptain Vowing Vengeance Because of you shooting down their Krooza and didn't share your Hat 2.) The death of a Whole Sub Sector 3.) An Eldar Autarch Beaten to death 4.) A Corrupt Blood Raven's Chapter Master Getting Killed by a bunch of Falling Rocks Before his Final Transformation into a Deamon Prince. 5.) An Ork Mek Locating Eldar Warriors by Tuning his "Git-Finda" to "Panzy" (Not a Problem but it's funny) 6.) Same Kaptain Chasing you around same Sub Sector, finding, punching, grabbing you, and steals your Hat 7.) Orks steal an Ancient Space Hulk that Contains over a Treasure Trove of Ancient Imperial Gear 8.) You are Forever Shame by your Kind and are Executed for allowing these Orks to run Rampant 9.) The Orks Laugh at your demise, but realize how great a fight they had back there,and make a Effigy of you 10.)Then they blow up same Effigy, send a Gift to your loved ones, Gift blows up, Home System gets Pillage 11.) WAAAAAAAAGH! Must I go on?
Oye, ya sayin ya spikey kaoz boyz wanna be ork freindz? Har har. Iz alreedy done dat before an ya gitz try ta take me killz! If ya giv us a gud scrap, den we talken.
OI YA SPIKEY GROT LUVAHZ got fight fur ya selvz. Not da Orkz prublum ya aint got nuff boyz ta win ya own fitz
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Da Orkz is BIGGER GREENER an' MEANER den any of ya spikey's beekee's an when wez blitz ya's ya wan know wha hit yaz! An dreg off!
chaos boyz want to ally? bhahahaa, we dont need frendz, orkz iz da biggest and strongest, and we ready for STOMPPPP!
*Opens secure vox channel* "This is Black Shield Jester of Deathwatch, Ordo Xenos. It's Gorgutz, we've found him. Requesting assistance from Killteam Omega and Killteam Delta to Ork Kill Kroozer immediately. Recommend sending Vindicare Assassins as well."
'ey you lot - I'm Alpharius and can't speak for the whole lot, but I'm game for taking the SM down a peg. Tell you what, you boyz start on one side, we start on the other, and we play reverse tug-of-war. If when we meet up in the 'middle' its on your side then we win. If it's on our side then you win. If it's a tie then we stick the SM skulls on top of each other and see whose pile is bigger. You grots up for that challenge? (And if you find yourselves needing some help along the way just waagh loud enough and we'll send some artillery or raptors in that direction, just don't still be there when it lands. And if we see a right good fight shaping up we may be nice and tell you about it so our skull pile isn't so tall you can't catch up)
