WOT?! Da Badmoons ain't got da best dakka! It's da Blood Axes wot gotz da best gunz and lootz! We'z got it all wot from dem 'ummie Guard gitz, an' we'z gonna use it ta kill 'em for dey'z trouble! If you say da Bad Moons got more Dakka dan we'z Blood Axes, dere's gonna be some fitin'!
Ya Blood Axes iz nothin' but gitz! Ya go 'round sneakin' about an' not fightin' propah! All yer dakka is taken from dem puny humie gitz when da best dakka ya can get iz ork dakka! Stop bein' so unorky an' ork up!
I have made my own army but in EC I will be playin as goffs because orks are melee oriented and that's all goffs do is hand to hand combat.
Da Goffs, since dey's got da most teef ta' pay me and me snakebites off ta' fight fer'em! Dat squig pie dat da chef makes ain't cheap, y'know!
Bad Moons, for da most dakka. You wants Badmoon teeth, try to knock them out of our faces! I'll bite your fist off. Bad Moons got more dakka than anybody, but all da orks got better than some puny humie gubbins.
Hahahaha! Oi! I'm with da Bad Moonz too! And if you'z git faces want ta scarpin good fight than lets go at it!! Waaagh!!! I'll show you some Dakka! As if me name wasn't GorGrin Dakka! Hahahaha!! I'll give ya a good thumpin or krumpin a long with it!!
OI, the Evil Suns are da best cuz we'z always first to da fight! And howz the rest'a you gitz gonna get to da fight on time wiffout our trukks?! HUH?
'z a tough choice. But I like takin' things. N' I like the color blue. N' there ain't nothin' more fun than tapin' a shootah togethah night before de fight n' pray to Mork it don't 'splode. 'Course it never does... Odd how dat is. Death Skulls it is.
