You may come at us ork, for we shall break the green tide and paint the sands of Arkhona with your foul xenos blood. FOR THE EMPEROR!
WHATS UP BOYZ!!! DA LEAD BELCHAS IS GONNA LAUNCH A BIG UN WAAAAGHH SOON ENUFF HEHAAAA!!!! WEEZ MOBALIZIN WEE IZ! DA ORKS IZ MAKIN LANDFALL REAAAAL SOON LIKE! SO ANY OF YOUZ BOYZ WOTS 'AS A CHOPPA OR A SHOOTA BE SURE TA GET STUCK IN HEHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEEZ GUNNA STOMPD EEZ HUMMIEZ AND STUPID ELDAR BUT GUD!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oy thrakka. iz knowz youse loik ta yell an all but keep et down. 'ows we 'upposed ta hear oua own dakka loik dat wen youse screamin loik a grot? youse betta sit back down or wes gonna krump ya first
I cant wait tah get krumpin' me some 'umies and dem pointy earz. Gonna start gettin' some 'elmets for me trophy kollek-shun! O' course I always gonna give some to dah Boss; Da Boss 'as O wayz gotta 'ave the biggest kollek-shun.
Word on da threadz ez dat Da orkz ave been jumpin' from chaos ta imperials n now ta Eldar en mass. Who'z responsible fer dis n ta wot end?
We'z lookin' dead killy wiff our new squig leathers, just need sum metal bits and some color. And yeah we need sum splints for our broken legs; GET DA DOKS!!!!!!
Fine then Xenos. I am no part of your horrid council, but I shall make my position clear. I vote you assault the Emperor's Finest first!
