* walks back in with his squig and beer under arm* Oi GobMaw why are youz talking ta a floatin hat also can I ave it I alwayz wanted a floating hat
Kuz diz floatin hat iz alzo talkin bak, datz why ya daft git! And if diz hat kan boff float an talk den it'z way mor valubill! It'z my hat, and I dontz sellz my hatz