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Orky Kouncil Meetin'

Discussion in 'Orks' started by GobMaw_HellSmasha, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. I herd dere was dis noice 'umie wot shot a buncha clicky-boyz inta a Ork place so dey'd 'ave a proppa foight. I figyah we could do da same fing to da panzees, but since dey ain't Orks, it'll make da buggy-boyz bigga an' get rid o' da panzees. We'd jus' need a big rok an' some big dakka ta shoot da rok. Olready got summa dem grayboyz we could use. I'z just gonna feed'em ta da squigs uvverwise, but dis is bettah.
  2. Noromiz Noromiz Nickname Change

    ...
    Are you gits seriously suggesting that Eldar can't defeat a few bugs?
    Maugan Ra defeated a Tyranid Swarm all by himself, so an army of Eldar should have no troubles doing so.
    Admittedly this is one of the biggest "plot armour" events that have happened for the Eldar.
  3. "Gitz" 'e sayz. Panzee's troyin' ta ins... in-sinew-ate 'imself as wunna us. Looks loik wot we gotz is some kinda panzee traitor. Wudda dem 'umies call'em? Hairy ticks?
  4. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    *I was comparing you guys to cockroaches actually. You just keep popping up all over the place no matter how hard we try to get you out lol

    Oi das a roight laff dat is, a pansie killin all dem bugs by is lonesome. Next youz gonna be tellin me dat spikey boyz and da over kind would work togetha just ta foight us!
  5. Noromiz Noromiz Nickname Change

    Like anyone would ever work together with the "Loyalists" (as they call themselves), the only thing they are loyal too is the God of Defeat.

    All part of the plan.
  6. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    *I was actually making fun of the totally canon teamup of IW and BT in the beast arises series. Apparently they were able to put aside their hatred to work togethor to fight an ork warband. Because you know, every non ork actually takes orks seriously right?(FYI they don't)
  7. Noromiz Noromiz Nickname Change

    That reminds me of the time Necrons and Space Marines agreed to have a pact of non-aggression until they had defeated the Tyranids...
  8. Shtill not az krazy az Krorks an Ancient Eldarz being allies....


    nah nevamoind itz much krazyier
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  9. baltino baltino First Blood!

    oy pansy? yous tryina join da mob? youse need ta prove youse a proppa basha first

    youse shud shows us by stompin sum otha pansies if yous wanna join. if not den ill just feeds ya to me squiggoth
  10. RageScreama RageScreama Well-Known Member

    Ya know I fink I figured out what kinda boy I am. I'z a tank busta!! I really enjoy chasin down dem sparkly eldah floaty tanks and shootin, stickin em with splosives, or just bashin em good!

    An I aint afraid ta get ina scrap punchout! I ad a gud punch up dat lasted bot 5 minutes da ova day wif an enemy tank busta till some git came an shot me in da back....course I was in der base near der musterin spot, but das jus rude dat is!

    (So far my best Harkus defense match was like 22 confirmed tank kills of all kinds vs SM using las cannon/melta bombs and about 10 or 12 infantry kills with bash or lock ons :p)

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