Like a slow Ork like you would ever catch an Eldar Anyhow, our Pulse Laser is "proper killy" and the so are the Fusion Gun. Wouldn't a pair Shuriken Cannons stuck together be a decent Deffgun?
But every time I fire me gun is just a big pile o guts an fire comin out! Now don't you tell me da gun is shootin to hard! Had a gretchin helper try dat, and den I fired into a wall wiv an new shokk gun I was workin on. Boy nkw das a fun bit a dakka! I get some gretchin ta make a big pile of all kinds a sharp bits and I pull da trigger. Cept this one just stays open until I let go! Lets me fling bits at de over guys real nice. Al doh...I do keep gettin des weird pink monstery fings dat I gotta krump or dey start attacking me gretchin.
I don't fink catchin ya is da problem roight now. Dat seems ta be da easy part. Gettin ya to stand still once I caught ya doh, now das a nova story entirely right der.
Oi i gots an ideas, make a mini lobba dat shoots bomb squigs, and ya wunt havta worry bout da squigs blowin up when ya fire, cus it wont be firin, itll be lobbin see? Ay you git wes dont need ta catch ya, you wunt be movin wen ya right dead
Dat just doesnt have da rate a dakka dat I want doh... maybe I could snaz it up and make it a big wheel with 3 scoopahs. An it just keeps spinnin, scoopin, an tossin as fast as I can get it ta go. Oh! An Iz could mount it on da back ov a truck with an extra big squigg pen an a rotating platform! Dat way da boyz can drive roight by da enemy and lob da squiggs at em all!
Datz n eazy fix. Jus' strap a Rokkit Pak ontuh da katapult arm, raize it far off da ground... An' itull keep spinnin'. Now fer da ammo. Jus' ave a conveya belt o' Bomby squigz dat feed onto da katapult thrower fing. And voila! Automatik Squig-a-pult.
Oh please. Just feed it with nothing but Mon'Keigh flesh and it will pursue them (as it thinks it is food).
