YOU'Z JUS A LIL GROT

AN YUR BOYZ AR AZ DAFT AZ SQUIGZ DEN!

You'z az brainliss az dey iz , if ya kantz get ya boyz ta stop fightin each Otha den you'z a poor boss!

heh heh heh wod ebber

I'z running dis show now! I'z gotz da brainz, da green AN da lookz

YOU BLUDDY WOT!? YOU C'MERE 'N' SAY DAT TER ME FACE! I'Z BASH YER SO HARD YER BOY'Z'LL NEVER 'AVE MET YA!!

You'z? Brainz, greenz and lookz?? Dat'z like sayin' one of dose poncy eldar gitz is tough ter kill, hur hur.

You'z a nob?

You ain't evin big enuff ta be a grot ya weedy lil runt!

I fink dis 'un Iz gettin too big fer 'iz brichez!

*sips beers more slowly as the argument gets closer and closer to becoming a bar fight*

Hehehe I gotz a gud seet fer d'is. So ladz, we bettin' or what?

*big golden ork comes by and says*

Yer only choice is ter bet fer me! I could take dese two puny squig-brains both at once - dey'z all yappin' and no krumpin' I tellz ya

You'z kouldnt 'andle punchin out a blueberry ya weedy lil git

Ya mite az well throw ya teef away if ya finkz he'z standz a chance