Oh...I usallee down Stompin Jooce. Da jooce I down tuh calm dun frum a grot stompin spree. 9 partz batt'ry acid. 1 part grot bludd. Wiv a sprinkul o' shroom jooces. An' a littul umbreller. If I 'ad anee normul finkin partz left, Dey'd probly 'ave melted by now. So's a good fing I gotz me Tezla finky brain now.
Oi I'd knew youz say dat I'z got it ere an it'll kill a panzy just by taking a wiff of it krump em r'oight gud afta you'z had it,
Wiat iz got an ezeir way *takes the barrel he's been drinking from and smashes the nearest grot* Der ya go daz ow you krump someone wiff a brew *continues drinking from the now blood covered barrel*
'ere'z a dilemma for ya boyz: Wot doez we do if we'z fight dem Sillymanders or Dark Angles? I mean, dey'z green just like us! When I runz into da fight, I tell me boyz "GET DOZE BLOODY" and den I sayz da colour dey is, followed by "GITZ" ya see. But when I sayz to me boys "GET DOZE BLOODY GREEN GITZ", dey all start bashin' each ovver! It's a right mess, we'z lost some good scraps coz of dat. Pleaz 'elp, and I won't bash yer faces in Yers Orkily Gobzog
dem hummies av a "tac tic"? "tic tac"? somfik called a "all-in-ance"? we go all in an fight wit spikeys or somfik against the rest! it sound gud to me! we grab a few spikey boyz by the leg an beat dem hummies inta pools of blud! den we can all in wit da hummies! we can paint da truks red wit hummie blud an go fight da panzies faster!
Deer, Gobzog You soundz too klose ta me name Dere kan on'lee be wun Gob So I leftz ya a prezent in dis message 'Ave fun wiff it GobMaw
Yeah Deyz know Orkz ar da best so deyz try ta be green loik uz But dey ain'tz uz, so deyz kan nevah getz ta our levill of grateniss
YOU GITZ AIN'T GETTIN' IT. @GobMaw_HellSmasha Dat'z why I'm da better Gob for da job (hur hur) coz I'm smart, not like yoo gitz. I'z got da brainz AND da green. ME PROBLEM IZ DAT ALL ME BOYZ START FIGHTIN' EACH OTHA INSTEAD OF FIGHTIN' DA REEL GREEN GITZ (da Dark Angles and Sillymanders).
