I'z finkin dem panzy gitz ar usin der panzy teknology an I saw one of dem weird onez teleport in ere, deyz all twiggy loike it ain't r'oight
Sumwun grab a git detectah an foind dat panzee tek! It loikz ta hide jus az much az da gitz who made it So settin it ta panzee shuld foind dere krap jus az well
Nah, tell all da boyz tuh down dere fungi beer! Whicheva git passes out iz eeva da panzee or a grot not wurf 'is teef. Jus' stomp dose two groops n toss em out!
Iz got a stomak o' Irun...well...plates o' irun 'ere n dere. I kan drink you boyz unda dah tabul. Wont even brake a swet! Fill me mug up wiv yer strongist konkokshun.
Well.. IT WAS A COLD AND STORMY NIGHT.. And Ol'Kadbrakk was toiling away hours in his labratory, clearing up after a failed attempt to combine Squig and Ork together, when a Mek started dragging himself inside, shoving the tray of 'Spheshul Tools' aside. He threw a bag of teeth at his feet, and presented to him, a piece of scrap metal which was intended to be connected to the Mek's brain. Kadbrakk grinned, and instructed the Mek to turn his head toward him. BUT THEN.. THE KOOKY JUICE.. Kadbrakk found out, to his dismay, that his stock of Kooky Juice was gone, bottles scattered around the container in an untidy heap. The Mek started to grow impatient, growling at him to insert the metal or being 'Smakked'. Kadbrakk attempted to explain that without the Kooky Juice, the results of the surgery being successful were low, and chances were high that with the Ork Adrenaline levels, he'd likely go into a rage. The Mek started shouting, flinging his power claw in all directions. Kadbrakk ran behind him and attempted to bang the metal into the Mek's skull. Without the Kooky Juice, The Mek became enraged, smacking Kadbrakk across the chest with the power claw, ripping through most of his flesh. RIP KADBRAKK, THIS IS THE RESULT OF A LACK OF KOOKY JUICE, THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK
