Wait you guys haven't killed each other yet? HOW? Orks never talk this long without somebody's head being decorated with an axe.
... Dis iz an ork kouncil No horses, Eldarz or humiez allowed I'z respektifulelly ask dat youze leave so weze kan diskuss seecretz in seekret
While I would hate to agree with a floatin hat i must say i fink itz right so hold on *unsheathes a chopper and throws it a the nearest grot taking its head off* der we go datz betta *drinks more and passes out again*
D'atz 'cuz yous fink all dat propyganda 'bout us boyz is true. We'z acktually veri sofistikated innit? I meen all yous 'umies, spikies and wrong-uns 'ave showed up an' we ain't tuched ya. U shuld be fankful.
Lizitin floatin hat I'z knowz dere kantz be much brains in dere Aftah allz, you iz jus a hat But da figtin komez aftah da meetin haz ended An ro'ight nowz we'z dizzkussin....uhh...err...hmmmmm... OI Ladz! Wotz dis meetin 'bout now?
Weze talkin about da snakk room Itz out dated and Grulk finkz it needz ta be renovated also weze ouda cheetos again...
Howz we doin on fungus beer or anyfink ta drink at dat matta?We'z been doin dis ere meetin fer a while now an I fink tuska drank three barrels of me new fungus beer, if we'z runnin low I kan whip up lodz more cuz all we'z has is motah oil an im sure dah meks would be r'oight mad if we started drinkin dat
