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Orky Kouncil Meetin'

Discussion in 'Orks' started by GobMaw_HellSmasha, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. *gives up looking for the panzie* zog it Oi! bar keep give me da biggest one youz got *the bar keep tosses him a large keg and he starts drinking*
  2. Kaptin Primorkagorka DaKaptin Well-Known Member

    Do we even have transports? Why not just run everything over with trukks and shoot the Free ta WAAAGH! Boyz at them?
  3. Who sed we ain'tz gunna uze Trukkz?
  4. Mad Dok Kadbrakk Pablus Arkhona Vanguard

    Da Devellpah's gon' hide da Orkses forevah, till' da Sphess Boyz quit complainin' bout' everyfink.
  5. Hmmmmmm........

    Den we'z shuld krump dem spacey boyz

    Dat wayz deyz kantz complain en'nee morz
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  6. Koupa Coupaholic Subordinate

    I 'ear ya!

    D'ose 'umies do nuffin' but complain. Wen d'ere chow iz late, wen d'ere stuff dun work proper, wen I'z rippin' d'ere arms off.

    It grindz yer gears.
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  7. Yer, grinds me gears.
    Ya know, in my deff rolla on my truck!
    Dere blood makes mah truck go redder! Dat makes it go fasta!
    Ha...Hoo Ha
    HA HA
    Haaa- wot was we talkin bout?
  8. Koupa Coupaholic Subordinate

    I dun 'ave an 'effin clu.

    Furst wez finking on who ta krump. Den da Spikies and 'umies crashed da meetin'. Den tha' annoyin' Grot kept talkin' an' a few of da ladz wen a bit mad....an' we fand out we'z not on da planet, but lorst on da ship...
    ...DEN a friggin' panzy shows up. Summat about cyborkz an'....an'....datz all I gotz.

    I fink we'z all geven up an gettin' drunk. S'ah pass me wun a d'ose barrels o' grog.
  9. An' grind da beakys in ta slop for da squigs!
  10. Dun forget to givez em pansiez fer treatz!
    Keepz dere 'opez up whenz dey bite da right git.

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