*hears syrens and waits till 5:45 left in the alarm* It's time. View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2-aWRIrmkM I'll die az I lived, Orky.
*Hiding in a fort made out of pillows* DA END TOIMZ LADZ! DEYZ 'ERE! IZ GONNA WAIT DA APOCALYPSE OUT IN ME BUNKER! SEE YOU LADZ IN THIRTY-ISH YERZ! *seals himself in the pillow bunker*
EHEH, WE'ZE ALL GONN' BE ENGLOIGHTEN'D BY DIS 'ERE NUKLEUR 'SPLOSION. DA GOD'Z 'AVE SENT IT AS A SIGN! WE'RE MEETIN' GORK N' MORK TODAY. SUBMIT AND MAKE YER PRAYERS
GORK N' MORK, KRUMPIN' BE THY NAME, THY WAAAAAGH! WILL COME, WARBOSS WILL BE DUN, ON CADIA, AZ IT IZ IN DA VOID GIZ US DA MEAT N' BEER, N' SOZ FOR SMACKIN' DAT GIT, BUTT DEY WER ASKIN' FOR IT! LEAD UZ TO DAH FOIGHTIN, DELIVA' US DA LOOTZ AMEN
OI! YOUZ BUNCHA GROTZ ! LISTIN UP! AM I'Z DEALIN WIFF BOYZ ERE?!? OR A BUNCHA SNOTLINGZ?!? I SEEZ YOUZ LOT RUNNIN 'ROUND WIFF YER PANTZ DOWN, SCAR'D OVAH NUFFIN!!! AR YOU A BUNCHA PANZEE GITZ?!? OR ARE YOUZ ORKZ!!! AR YOUZ A BUNCHA SNIVILIN GROTZ PISSIN DEMSELVEZ?!? OR AR YOUZ ORKZ!!!! AR YOUZ DA SQUIGZ?!?! NO WE IZ DA ORKZ!! AN YOU KNOWZ WOT ORKZ DO? WE FIGHT! AN' WE WIN!!! IT DOZNT MATTAH WHERE WE IZ!!! KUZ WE'Z WILL JUS KRUMP EV'REE GIT WEZ KUM ACROZZ! IZ WILL 'AVE ORDAH! OR I'Z WILL 'AVE YER HEDZ!!! GORK AND MORK AR WATCHIN OVAH YOUZ AND SHAKIN DERE HEDZ AT DIZ PATHETIK DIZPLAY!! Now bak ta buizzness: DA ELL IZ A VAKATION?
*stops screaming and regains composure* I 'ave absolutely no idea GobMaw but in my panicking i fink i released were da ell we are *clears throat* A SPACEY 'ULK
