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Orky Kouncil Meetin'

Discussion in 'Orks' started by GobMaw_HellSmasha, Sep 8, 2015.

  1. Al'roight boyz of da Orky Kouncil

    Wez 'ere to dizzkuss a topik of utmozt importintz

    Wun dat wuld change ev'reefing fer all of uz

    A topik dat KAN NOTZ go unanswr'd...

    Who shuld we'z Zog furst?!?

    Letz keep noice wiff a bit ov'ah count

    Wez kan fight 'bout it latah:

    Poncy 'Ummies: 5 (+1 floatin hat)

    Spikey Gitz: 3(+ 2 Spikeys finkin deyz brainy)

    Panzees: 5 (+ 1 panzee finkin deyz kan trick uze)

    Gribblies: 2

    All of 'em: 16/17? Orkz agreez???
  2. Azunar, The Everchosen Azathoth Arkhona Vanguard

    *wears clever Ork disguise (thanks changeling)*

    We'z shuld Zog da' Humie's! Not da' spikey boyz, no! We's need ta waight for afta' we'z scrap da' loyalizts!
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  3. I fink weze shuld zog dem Eldarz first...

    I finkz iz shuld go in furst too..ta ya know...scout ahead
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  4. Gitwrekka Technovore Arkhona Vanguard

    Kleerly we shud krump da blasted Gribblies! Y'fink ev'ry ova git is tuff, but da buggas always come back! If we can zog da Gribblies, den we kan prove we'z da biggest and da meanest! Den we kan scare off all da 'umies an' panzies an' all da spiky boyz too!
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  5. I 'erd spikey boyz an 'ummies

    an doz spikey gitz ar 'ummies so I'z guezzin datz wun fer spikey

    ...I'z dontz knowz wot a loyaliss iz so I ain'tz countin dat.

    Al'roight wun point fer panzees...evin if it'z fer sum..."scoutin"...

    O'ight, datz a vote fer gribblies den. I'z wuld pursunal'lee loik ta zog da Otha gitz aftah we zog da furst, but dis plan 'az it'z maritz.
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  6. Gromnig Segersgia Subordinate

    SPIKEYZ! SPIKEYZ! SPIKEYZ!!!
  7. Dis why ya Ead bleachin grotz ain't big finkas! Youz be finkin dat da Orkz gunna juzt fight Un of da enemies first, We Da Orkz! nu un is betta at fightin den uz, Wez is green and we all know dat Greens da Best!
    Da WAAAGH! of da Orkz should neva be limitin dem selvs to juzt pickin a gud fight wiff juzt un of da Armies, But WE outta be pickin fight Wiff all of DEM!
    Courze we gunna be plannin and finkin how wez can fight dem all at once, We gunna hit dem all where day aint lookin, then when they look we hit em again!

    Starting finkin Like an Ork ya gitz, we aint no panzy eldar hidin in da Shadows till all da gud fightin iz ova
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  8. you wot?

    Of courze wez gunna fight all of dem ya daft git!

    Ev'ree fight iz fun but sum fights are more fun den Otha's dependin on da gitz you'z fightin'

    Diz iz ta see which wun of dem gitz da boyz prefer fightin' if you'z kuldnt figyah dat out, den may'bee we shuld put ya in da squig pen so you'z kanz bez wiff doz wiff da same brillee'enzz az you'z!

    If you'z still dontz finks I'z finkin proppa, I culd rip ya limbz off an shove ya up da tail end of a Squigoth, you'z choice

    O'ight got it
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  9. OI LETZ SMASH DA PANZIES DEN DA SPIKIE GITZ DATZ WHAT I SAY
  10. Relax mate

    Wez zoggin da 'hole lot of em

    You'z kan kount on datz

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