Hello boyz! Today i would like to speak With you about the orks truks Kuztomisation. As we know that the orks Will have probably the truks as the main transport. But how Will like the truk? Like the citadel and in DOW2, With only weels? Or More special like in DOW1 or the truks/traks like in forge world? Give'z your idea about this. For me, i would like to Kuztomize my own truk. (I m not a DeathSkull but i love kuztomize! Urk urk! ) And if you give only weels to your truk, it goez More fazta'! But it has difficulties for off road. And the truk/trak Will be good off road. But not More fazta'. Ready boyz?
I wantz a ift kit, so my truk kan drive ober all da truks. Den I be a boss o truks as I iz higher dem den. I wantz a hummie medal to hang om meez mirror, cauze den its good fer sompting. Ohz an sum big git demon teef er hornz on da hood az dat would show rich I iz. Oi! I needz to cristin me truk wiff a hummie head and den putz iz skull in da grill ta show itz offishal Orkvagen. Yaargh mate!
Trakz! Trakz! Trakz! I'z need tah feel like I'm drivin one o' dem 'umie tankz! Only mine wud 'ave spiky bitz fer choppin'! 'N a killy klaw tah throw snotlings at 'em!
I wan some nice dakka gunz on da trukk. So we can deal deff wen ridin at the 'umies. Dakka dakka dakkaaaaaaa!
That's it. I'm demanding that Orkz have a rastafarian hat with dreadlocs and pookah shells clamped on the ends. It shall be so!
Ohz yes I fergot da Dakka! I needz a big dakka on de top of me trukk. Den 6 more regula dakka on da back. Side mirrors no good, so replace dem with dakka. Dat wayz as I dribin ovar doess hummies, the onez dat jump outa da way, I giv em dakka dakka dakka. I iz gonna name me mirror dakka Redz! Cause Redz dakka goes fasta!
