I am with you on that. Me and my Boyz be more interested in fighting the Umies then the pansies!

Tell you'z wot. You'z stay outta our way, an' you'z make sure dem 'Umies can't run away when we'z krumpin' em, an' we'll focus on da bigger fight an' not kill ya gitz. Dat sound good? You'z let da Orks do da fightin', an' you'z keep dem 'Umies where we want 'em. You'z got snipahs an' wurrloks an' such. You'z ken do dat.

And you'z betta be adden' some Loot to da deal!

Oh Orks, do not worry, our Dire Avengers and Dark Reapers will keep them pinned giving you plenty of time to go in and kill them all. If you ever need some support; our Warlocks and rangers can assist you.

And because we Eldar care not for what loot the MonKeigh have, we will allow you to have all of it!

That's awesome

Me bets da elfy dakka gonna make a nice breeze when wez charging

It gonna be reel easy to take da glory when yer palz be sneaky elfz

PONCY SPARKLY ELD'R, LUV TA KILL DEM!

(Ork talk with auto correct is a dick so)
Oh, mr. Panszi you are my greatest friend

FIX'D DAT SMALL TEXT FOR YA'Z, I LIEK CRAKIN DA 'EADS OF YEW ELDAR. IT MAKES DA CRAKY N' SQUISHY NOISE DAT I LIEK.

WE'Z USE YA, AND DEN WE CHOP YOUZ UP CUZ YOUZ IZ WEAK.