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Orks And Eldar Should Be Bffs

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Policenaut, Sep 7, 2014.

  1. Wez can killz you and take it for ourselfves :D!


    BUT!
    If youz bring Hatz to this deal fingy wez got going on herez. Youz might peak our interest
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  2. wraith wraith Active Member

    Orks are a psychically attuned race, who when not modulated become warlike brutes. Which is all the time. But the Old Ones had a plan, for a different Ork, a rational, peaceful one, only reverting to the brute state when triggered by a psychic switch. Its been implied in the fluff that the secret to this switch is part of the Eldar, the Old Ones other warrior race.

    Of course the other thing the fluff implies(it never only says one thing) is that only the Old ones can do whatever it is they need to do to bring Orks out of their constant warring state. So yeah, I'm interested in both sides of the fluff being expanded further.
  3. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    The prospect of Orkz simply being perma-triggered into being ultra-aggressive does not strike me as particularly likely. The Eldar may have serve as the Old One's willing soldiers, but I think the Orkz were closer to a biological weapon, kinda like a big, mean, green virus bomb.
  4. Callum Callum Menial

    We can have them like pets, throw little dog biscuits at them when they behave
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  5. Pointy Eared panzeez ain't gud in a fight. Squeeze em too 'ard an' dey go pop!

    An' if ya ain't gud in a skrap, wot are ya even gud fer?!
  6. *Drools heavily at the thought* Crackersmasher be da name and crackin' and smashin' be da game, ya stupid pansies be given dakka and smashin' and be a loyal Warboss trough and trough.
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  7. JuSpE Active Member

    I seez what this git is tryin' to do. Hes tryin' us to forget that dem space elves are pansies and dey need a good stomping! Gimme some pansies to stomp! Waaaaagh!
  8. Yu wot? ZOG Off!

    an't zide'n wid dose gits!
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  9. We can also kill the 'umies an then we can kill some space elves. I just wanna have a good fight, a lots of dakka and teef. An if I can't get these then zog of. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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  10. R-Rumeni R-Rumeni Well-Known Member


    An alliance could prove useful when the damned space 'umies start becoming..... a problem. If that day comes, me and me gitz might join you.
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