I'z 'ave a snazzgun, cuz 'dere kan't be 'enuf DAKKA!
(So basically be a Flash Git)

(Insert Anti-Fungal nuke here)

All ya gitz with ya small shootaz, me kustom shoota makez ya bitz look like ya looted from tiny green humiez!

Ya know, havin' too much stuf just ends up makin' ya onuw dose weak boyz - wat's dere name... Flashy Gitz? Dey's 'ave da bestest shootas al'ight, but de'se no good at hittin' and fightin' in klose kombat! No, i'z like me soma dem good shootas, p'haps a good ol' choppa an' a banna wit some glyfs o' somfin'. Noffin' moar.

Ya see, wen some Meganob krumps a Spess Mahreen, nobody's suprized. Da's cuz he's got 'imself some good armour, not cuz he's one hard Ork - Not to be disraspektful, but he's just usin' da Mekboy's tools ta win. Noffin' orky in dat! Orks need ta be right proppa by demselves, not by machinury.

I'z not one of dem Snake Bites, but i'ma just sayin' dat i don't want some mek-stuff ta do the work for me - I'z an Ork! And Ork's right hard by demselves!

My Bolter is all I need to put my enemies down. Although, I would be willing to share my um... "Dakka," with you fine Greenskins given the proper incentive.

Hmm, what does the Commissar think of this?



Thank you Commissar

Eleri do you remember the discussion we had about GETTInG OFF ME ZUB-FORUM YA DIRTY GIT. I do agree doe we don't needs any a IZ cheap DAKKA we gotz DA Killy ork DAKKA. ( I'm just kidding stay on the sub-forum as long as you like )

I toned down the Eldar arrogance just for you though Bossaroo D:

And I'm gonna keep poking around in here for as long as I can ^^

*totally intends to play as Orks as well as Eldar*

Ima going da krump sum panzee gitz so I can dakka outta ma face too! Gud idea!

i wanna big shoota wiv a axe an a burn an a rokit lawnchair as me combi gun. failin dat i will get in a dred n use da bitey clawz