I dropped my meat bicycle in a puddle and it made lots of ripples...

I opened a RP thread but nobody wants to participate apparently :/ http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/tides-of-destiny-wh40k-fiction-rp-voting.1679/

I saw Matt ward pray to Tzeentch while stabbing a teddy bear.

All voices present and accounted for!

a whole coke bottle.

I saw a squirrel today. How I didn't shoot it for stealing my banana cake I will never know...

Today I saw a squirrel a whole coke bottle. It was also covered in banana cake.

I drank one bottle of Mountain Dew, it is like the God-Emperor leads me!

I have consumed vast amounts of coffee and energy drinks today and nothing else. I'm seeing sounds and feeling colors! The pink! The pink tastes like cotton candy and ham! It's delicious!

The squirrel was there when I woke up...