...it had to be this.

Why Eldar? Why have you constructed this piece to resist the explosions of your skimmer vehicles? Why armor THIS EXACT PIECE?

When you look at it in that context it's a bit... phallic actually, huh?

No explode on wave snek

That is a Falcon
Anyhow, it is a bit of a tease that the TLSC can apparently aim a bit up and down after the vehicle is destroyed.

To protect its gene seed? . . .

Well they litteraly murderbornfucked a chaos god into existence 10 000 years ago so I'm not surprised remnant of those old traditions survived.

Well... why not? <.<

Reasons......( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's what an Eldar penis looks like.

Cuz it'z yella, which means it 'sploded more dan da rest!

Well, on da topik ov eldar armer As apposed to da rest ov da galaxies inabitents, dat agree dat wearin' less armer makes yer MORE sneaky, Eldar 'ad ta snowflake on it an' not only 'av der sneaky sods creep about in 'eavy 'armer, but do it silently, usin' teknologee ta make em unvisible AND STELF KILLIN WIV DA MOST UNSUPLE, LOUDEST INFANTREE MELEE WEAPON IN THA ZOGGIN GALAXY! Yer sneak like Orks, Eldar. Dey say imitashuns da best form of flattery.

Won't save ya non, but still.