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Discussion in 'Orks' started by SonOfKeuartoc, Oct 22, 2013.

  1. Warmaster Nate Warmaster_Nate Well-Known Member

    *realizes the other Eldar have already left* *thinks to himself, "oh dear, I hope I can get out of this in one piece..."*

    Um...yes! 'Zog' 'im!

    *knows that's not going to cut it...the Orks are getting smarter...think fast! Um...well the Old ones made both the Eldar and the Krork to fight the Necrons...there must be something! A correlation or antithesis...like...thought...we're both latently psychic, and we have to be good at that...that's it! Just don't think! Maybe that'll work! Yes! It's the perfect psyker defense mechanism! Zero thought!*

    Err...think, think...no...don't think...um...

    Eh...oh...heh...wha...it...oi!...? Oi? Oi! OI!!! OOOOOOOOIIIII!!! 'U gits! Wot d' u fink u's doin?! Dere's a humie roight 'ere ask'n for a rite thrumpin'!!!! U jus' gonna le' 'I'm leav' n' not get his wots wot?! U's keep ask'n fo a fight 'n wot u doo wen one comes rite up ta ya 'n smash ya in da face?! Ya jus' watch?! Imma go thrump ''im 'n if u pansie Orks don come wif den u's just dat ya gits!

    *starts charging up a hill*
  2. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    Wotz dat Umie doin chargin up da Hill?
    I meanz, I could dakka 'im wiv ma Kustom Big Shoota...But...
    Itz almost funneh wotchin' im run up da slope.

    ...Nope, got lot less funniah kwite kwik.
    *Unloads fire at charging 'umie*
    DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA YA UMIE!!!
  3. Domilyus Schlifer Prefectus


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  4. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    Bah..Dats not enuff dakka.
    Bessie getz Da Most Dakka uzin Pointy Eard Gitz tech I kustom made.
    From Trial n Errur...Mostly Errur...An' a few grotz.
    Anyhoo, ma point iz:

    WAAAAAAAGH!
  5. Warmaster Nate Warmaster_Nate Well-Known Member

    *snaps out of it halfway up the hill*

    Oh dear! Where am I!? What?! I'm no mon-keigh!? SHIIITE!! *runs over the hill and far away*
  6. Fian Dannan Fian Subordinate

    *Mainwhile the Swooping hawk watch over the course of action, intrigued by his fellow eldar in trouble*
  7. GTCvDemios NoseNuggets Active Member

    Starts shhootyy at the humie
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  8. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    oy you gits cant you see there are skinny boys right up there *points to the swooping hawk*
  9. Warmaster Nate Warmaster_Nate Well-Known Member

  10. Oo gives a zog? We'ze got ta get a'krumpin in dat fightin pit!

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