Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by Markj, Jul 15, 2015.
He/she is the funnest Chaos god
The one that'll truly take you to flavor town
Really? why dat?
Oh.... um.... well sometimes there are birds... and sometimes there are bees.... Uh... Slaanesh is like the Lord of the Bees you see?
The birds are noble creatures... but no match for the bees... when birds get to close to bees the yellow demons gang up and stab the bird with their sharp pointy ended bits so hard it dies... Slaanesh is empowered by this act and uh... makes more bees and expands his ever growning hive outwards... the future will be filled by bees stabbing their long hard stingers into birds.... and slaanesh will become all powerful..
There.. thats what Slaanesh is. If you'll excuse me I have to go clean out my eyes
Dat dosnt sound very fun...
Wot da 'ell doze dis git have ta do wif me perving out over Eldar? Explain yerself!
Replace Bee's with people and Birds with others people.. and the stingers with.. uh... swords. yeah swords.. Does that give you a better image?
Sounds like this can get pretty bloody...
Oh boy! *Get Chaos Popcorn out*
Dis iz dumb...
Im gonna go spy on sum Eldar.
See you titz I mean gitz later
Just remember Slaanesh is watching