Oi, gitz! You know we'z got dat Elfdar Craftworld fer ourz now. Wut we needz now iz sum o' dem Spikey Boyz' an' dem shiny 'umies biggest ships. Battle Barges or somefin' I fink dey calls' em. Looted Battle Barges, da best most dakka ships. 'Eard some o' dem Spacey Marines liv only on dere battle barges. So dey'z like craftworlds ta dem. We'z should snagg dem too.
Ork only know two fingz, fightin' n winnin'! Everyone else in da Grimdark future ez sad n mopy bout war, but not da Orkz! Fightin' fun! WAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Wotz all da.. Oh mah Gork an Mork... *Backs slowly away* You sodz otta be ashamt ob yerselbs! *Pries off a couple of soul gems and puts them in his hat* Konsortin wif panzies an ... touchin all dis panzy stuf! *Pries off another soul gem and puts it in his boot* Nuttin goodz gonna cum frum dis! Youz boyz mark mah wurdz! *grabs a shiny decoration and sticks it in his kit bag* Dem panzies prolly gots a kurse on all dis loot! *Heaves up a large obviously valuable metal box on his shoulder* I'm takin me 'Spanse chest and leavin afore da Kurse gets ya! You boyz iz on yer own! *walks out the door* Dis iz da last time youz gonna see me 'roun here! *Arm comes around the door frame and snatches a brass decoration off the wall* And don cum cryin ta me when da panzy ghosts start haintin yaz. *mutterin - oi look at datz front door nocker, datz gotta bez solid gold - sounds of metal being torn off a wall*
