TODAY WE 'AD TA SKWEEZ INTA SUM SPACE MAHREEN HIDES, TA GO ON AN ADVENTURE, OV DA NATURE OV TINGZ, TODAY WE TOOK A HIKE, DEEP INTA DA SPACCIE MAHREEN GARRISON, TA VIEW DA LSM IN DERE NATURAL 'ABITAT, WE AD TA STAY PURFEKTLY STILL, AS DERE EYESIGHT IS BASED PRIMARILY OFF MOVEMENT...
DER FIGHTIN' JUICE TASTES LIKE SQUIG PISS! BUT IT MADE ME SEE FINGZ. FINGZ NO ORK SHUD SEE! #SEKRET_WAAAGH!
OOOOOHHHHEEEERRRR! WATCH DAT PILEUS GROW AN' DAT STIPE THICKEN! Get yer lamella out! ... It does kind of sound like it should be. And i would like to point out, their parts of mushrooms and there's no real innuendo there.
BUT... THOZE SHROMZ ARE UN-ORKY!!! THOZE NOT GREEN! WHO KNOWZ WHAT KIND OF UN-ORKY ORKS WILL THER' GROW! LIKE... 'UMIE OKRZ?! :O WE NEED TO STOMP EM' BEFORE THOZE INFECT OUR BOYZ!!!