First ones pretty good actually

Skullz iz hoigh in calcium an Smartz

Ted.

Ardgit Bonestompa

I'z either Mekgob Sparkleteef ( Ork Mek wiv Sparkly Teef ) or I'z Gobzog Earsplitta (Big Shouty Boss/Nob).

Bring back shoutas!

Uthog Gitzstompa

well I have Eart eata as kind of a placement holder but I feel it lacks some pizazz (kinda new to the 40k universe and not good with names)..... whatever his name ends up being I assure you he is a really sweet guy.

Ork#3602

Eakl

Kulsmash Bigdakka.

Because when Orks finally come out, I want the biggest, most shootiest dakka. Accuracy be damned, I just wanna be able to spew bullets downrange at an insane fire-rate, the only Orkish way to shoot.