Oh... I know of you. The semi-crazy (in a good way) looting ork who leads the almighty Loota Takas! It would be my pleasure to accompany you in battle. For a decent share of loot of course.
-He turns his head slowly and looks at the dent, then slams his armoured hand into your chestplate leaving an even larger dent- That was just painted....
Hey I wanna be a merc! There Should Totally be a Private Merc Company in all this...or PMC, sounds NICE.
I'm not going to stop you from becoming a merc, or starting a band of mercs but remember... I'm a merc and I'm good at what I do, and mercs don't appreciate competition.
What everrrrrrr You Krazzzy We Love company, By the way "Merc" we hate that name, it is fun though isn't it ---MERC--- Forgive my facetious attitude but I really wanted to say you have a wonderful idea, I really like it. However I don't think I can compete, so I'll stay out of your way