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Mannerless Ork Needs Teaching.

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Bangwashi, Nov 9, 2013.

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  1. Bangwashi Bangwashi Subordinate

    Teach me how to become a proper ork.

    Things I need help in:
    Skin is hardly green.
    Few Teeth.
    Human education.
    Don't got a gun.
    Human accent.

    Help please.
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    Bangwashi, Nov 9, 2013
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  2. Warboss Grot-Stompa Active Member

    Eazy solve all!

    *STOMP!*

    Righ'. Wot Git'z next?
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    Warboss Grot-Stompa, Nov 9, 2013
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  3. The Invisiblessed Vintage Preacher

    1. Eat more Ork o's
    2.Steal teef from da humies
    3.Become a brain boy
    4.Loot sum gunz from da grayskins
    5.Lurn ta talk proppa orky
    6.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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    Vintage, Nov 9, 2013
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  4. Bangwashi Bangwashi Subordinate

    Like dis hos?
    http://i.imgur.com/On5zB4E.jpg
    Bangwashi, Nov 10, 2013
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  5. DecisiveRaindrop DecisiveRaindrop Arkhona Vanguard

    Brother, what are you doing speaking in the xenos speak???
    DecisiveRaindrop, Nov 11, 2013
    #5

  6. Markal Markal Active Member

    Human teef are useless.. Find a Bad Moon bash his 'ead and take his teef then fight so you get bigger and greener then loot the corpses..
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    Markal, Nov 11, 2013
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  7. Fian Dannan Fian Subordinate

    How to become a proper ork.

    From an Eldar.

    1. Steal dukka from another ork.
    2. Say you the strongest ork so the dukka belongs to you.
    3. Start arguing with the ork you stole from.
    4. Fight that same ork.
    5. Now kill that ork.
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    Fian, Nov 11, 2013
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  8. Lutherian Lutherian Subordinate

    the title sounds like an s&m proposal in a newspaper advertising site.
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    Lutherian, Nov 11, 2013
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  9. The Invisiblessed Vintage Preacher

    SHHHHHHH, THEY MUST NOT KNOW MY PLANS BROTHER!
    Vintage, Nov 11, 2013
    #9

  10. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    Wait..if your skin's ardly green, den wot color iz it? Green is orky an all, o course, but I bet you'd be reaaal fast if ye were red. Or some kin' o supa kommando if you'z purple.
    Fireeye, Nov 11, 2013
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